They say that it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
Still, with some men shelling out thousands of dollars just to get a few more centimeters on their manhood, the penis enhancement industry is booming.
It's not just biohacker Bryan Johnson who seemingly has a thing for tallywackers, and while he's busy trying to de-age his penis, others are trying to increase their size.
Ultimately, it's a case of making the most of what you're born with.
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Still, with LADbible's 'For F**k's Sake' campaign reporting that some 77% of Gen Z internet users will admit to watching pornography, and one in two saying it was their first introduction to sex, chances are that some of you have seen some pretty impressive members out there on the World Wide Web.
We'd like to reiterate to you that size doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, and when it comes to the adult entertainment industry, many of these performers were selected on what they're packing in their trousers alone.
There were recent reports on a supposed 'Ozempic penis' giving you a more prominent peckers, but in reality, it could be a simple fact of where you hail from. We're sure you've all heard the problematic jokes about people from certain nations having bigger or smaller trouser snakes than others, but according to the World Population Review interactive map, geographical location really could be a contributing factor.
Making the male population 'drop trou' and whip it out, the World Population Review claims that the average erect penis globally ranges between 5.1 and 5.5 inches. Importantly, it doesn't correlate with fertility or the number of sexual partners you've had.
The study goes on to note: "Myths linking penis size to height, hand size, or shoe size are largely debunked; however, men frequently overestimate the average penis size and underestimate their own."
It suggests that race shows minimal variation, although environmental and hormonal factors (nutrition and certain exposures during pregnancy) can affect development.
But where in the world is known for having the 'biggest' penis in 2025?
Which nation has the 'biggest' penis size in 2025?
The survey went with two methods, either actually measuring subjects or being self-reported. Given that there can be under- and overestimations, this is something to bear in mind. In terms of the county with the 'biggest' average erect penis size, there was a tie for the Democratic Republic of Congo and Sudan, both boasting colossal choppers at 7.1 inches.
These were self-reported, but up next, Ecuador was measured at 6.9 inches. Another tie was awarded to Ghana (self-reported) and the Republic of the Congo (measured) at 6.8 inches, while Nigeria recorded 6.7 inches (measured).
Other notable measurements include the USA with a self-reported and the UK with a measured 5.6 inches. Down the other end of the rankings, it showed just how different different parts of the world are.
Which nation has the 'smallest' penis size in 2025?
The 'smallest' average erect penis size apparently goes to Thailand, with a measured 3.7 inches. Other results were for North Korea (3.8), as well as Cambodia and Nepal (3.9), then Laos, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, and Vietnam, all being measured at 4.0 inches.
There's also the mention that a 2015 study showed a group of women 33 3D-modeled penises and were asked to choose their 'ideal' long-term partner. They selected a 6.3-inch penis with a 4.8-inch girth.
Rounding off, the study reminds us: "Like average breast size in females, penis size can have an unduly oversized impact on a man’s sense of self-worth."