Biohacker Bryan Johnson makes huge pledge to Elon Musk to help him 'cut federal fat'

The tech community seems to be coming together more than ever, and not just with the world's richest breaking bread at President Donald Trump's inauguration, others are trying to get in good with this new tech-savvy America.

While probably not as divisive as Elon Musk, biohacker Bryan Johnson grabs almost as many headlines.

Remembered as the guy who wants to live forever, Johnson is trying to 'cheat' death with some controversial methods.

Whether it be injecting his son's plasma or de-aging his penis, Johnson is never far away from causing the internet to lose its mind with his endeavors.

Now, he could be teaming up with Mr. Musk, vowing to help the world's richest man trim the fat from government spending.

Although he's not getting paid for his efforts, Musk has a cushy position as the head of the newly formed Department of Government Efficiency.

Musk has been tasked with slashing $2 trillion from budgets, and even though he's admitted he might not be able to do it, he's still waded in with his scythe to gut whole departments.

The most controversial is his crusade against USAid after he said it was 'beyond repair'. Despite Musk reportedly having a crack team of young talent helping him crunch the numbers, it seems that Johnson could be angling for a position.

Posting on X, the biohacker offered to send Musk his Blueprint Stack to ensure the head of DOGE is 'properly nourished' as he continues to 'cut the federal fat'. Mmmm, just think of all that Nutty Pudding.

Johnson's Blueprint Stack is a 30-day supply of over 70 health actives and comes in at 380 calories per day. Johnson's own site says: "Every calorie is a powerhouse of essential nutrients, meticulously selected to optimize health and vitality."

Musk is a well-known fan of Diet Coke, which we can't imagine features in Johnson's anti-aging lunch regime.

At the time of writing, Musk hasn't responded to Johnson. Still, the internet has plenty of hilarious responses.

One joked: "Make sure to ship the nocturnal erection monitors or it’s all for not."

Another added: "Elon should just create a blueprint for GOV oh wait it’s called @DOGE."

There were also plenty of calls for them to 'combine forces', with some cheering Johnson's work. Referring to celebrity chef Jamie Oliver trying to overhaul the school lunch system in the United Kingdom, someone chimed in: "We need a blueprint for school lunches. Jamie Oliver tried."

Taking aim at Johnson and championing Musk, another wrote: "He’s the highest performing human on the planet and lives in defiance of all the pseudo-optimization hacks. You could learn a lesson from him."

Johnson's latest post is in contrast to his previous exchange with Musk. The former has been critical of the tech billionaire, so when others referred to Johnson as a 'vampire' and Elon replied with a '100' emoji, the biohacker clapped back: "The difference between Elon and me: I’ll nourish you and drink your blood; he’ll fire you and leave you to die."

Whether they'll bury the hatchet and work together remains to be seen.