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It's honestly hard to react to being told that infamous biohacker Bryan Johnson has shared so-called 'erection data' from both him and his son, yet the internet as a collective remains subjected to this bizarre news.
Biohacker Bryan Johnson has made a name for himself on the internet for trying to 'cheat death' through some rather strange methods, as the millionaire former tech CEO now pays over $2,000,000 every single year in a quest to reverse the aging process.
Some don't quite think this has exactly gone to plan as polls indicate that he might have actually looked better prior to starting the experiment he calls 'Project Blueprint' in 2021, although it has made him somewhat unrecognizable.
While he's constantly tweaking his methods, including recently when he stopped taking one of his 54 daily supplements as it might have actually sped up the aging process, one method he shared recently on social media might be his strangest yet.
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Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.
— Bryan Johnson /dd (@bryan_johnson) January 22, 2025
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It was revealed that both Johnson and his son track what he calls 'nighttime erection data', charting various stats like the number, duration, and quality of their 'erection episodes'.
The exact health benefits of doing this aren't exactly clear, but if you thought the simple act of sharing it was bizarre enough, Bryan went and made it weirder by directly comparing his own data to his son's.
It's revealed in the post on X that his son had one more erection and an overall erection duration of two minutes longer. However, not only did Bryan beat out his son's average erection quality score by a whopping four points, he also had a significantly better sleep with an efficiency score of 131 compared to 112.
From this we can infer that having an increased number of erections for a longer period of time actively impacts your sleep, although some might wonder whether erection quality plays a part too.
Of course, the reaction across the internet is both hilarious and understandable, with many left in shock at why Johnson felt compelled to share this with us all.
"I guarantee you this sentence has never before been uttered in the English language," jokes one user in the replies, whereas another outlines that "going meat for meat on the tl with ur teenage son is wild."
Some have also questioned how exactly these stats are even measured, as there doesn't exactly seem to be an Apple Watch setting for that, but I think we already know too much at this point.
