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Biohacker Bryan Johnson, who is best known for his attempts to live forever, has been called out over a NSFW post he wrote about reuniting with his girlfriend.
Earlier this year, Johnson revealed that he was dating Kate Tolo, a co-founder of his longevity company.
Now, the entrepreneur, who spends millions of dollars a year in a bid to turn back his biological clock, has taken to social media to post a very intimate confession about his feelings for Kate.
On X, formerly Twitter, Johnson wrote: “It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed.”
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It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory… pic.twitter.com/Ozd0uz0Cx2
— Bryan Johnson (@bryan_johnson) December 30, 2025
He continued: “She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise.
“In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust. I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me.”
The post went on to share: “She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate.”
Many people have taken to the comment section to share their own thoughts on the illuminating post, with one user writing: “Ok thats enough, bryan. you aged by 6 months already typing this.”
Another said: “What in the erotica is going on here?”
And a third person added: “Yo bro this ain’t it.”
This might be a case of too much information.
